I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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