32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
If I die, sorry about rent.
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