He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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