I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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