mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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