Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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