I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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