dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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