So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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