I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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