its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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