quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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