Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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