Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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