We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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