Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It's shark week go big or go home
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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