# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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