So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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