I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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