yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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