you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Randomize
