and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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