Sponge bath it is.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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