There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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