Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
