just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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