some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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