do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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