Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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