he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just had sex on a roof
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
