NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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