you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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