I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
