Midget sex pt 2 tonight
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
