i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I need a burrito and a hug.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Sorry about my life...
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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