She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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