So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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