The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We got so high we made milksteak
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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