ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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