Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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