And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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