just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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