I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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