Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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