You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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