It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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