If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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