Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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