It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
is that a dick in a sweater?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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