shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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