If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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